Kid Millionaire’s 10 Steps To Dance Floor Seduction
International DJ Steve Aoki, aka Kid Millionaire, knows plenty about getting girls to shed their clothes on the dance floor.
Aoki spins records for swooning ladies in the super-clubs of Europe and at the exclusive celebrity parties of Hollywood.
As any honest gentleman knows, clubbing is all about atmosphere — and the amount of clothing the ladies can be convinced to remove while enjoying it.
Rest in Peace, Michael Jackson
In a startling day of breaking celebrity news, pop star Michael Jackson has passed away. Despite bizarre phases in his extremely public life, the 50-year-old King of Pop thrilled the globe with music and soul for nearly 40 years. He will be missed.Are Toys Becoming Too Sexy?
When we were kids, toys were all about inspiring creativity and childlike wonder. These days, some toys inspire different kinds of feelings … tingly feelings. While we’re ashamed to admit our strange attraction to hunks of plastic, some of the toys we’ve collected here seem designed to elicit such shameful desires.
What happened to sturdy, sexless Shera or the modestly dressed pink Power Ranger? Sure, Cheetara was sexy, but she had some self-respect. While we certainly appreciate the following toys on an aesthetic level, we can’t help but wonder if toys have actually gotten too hot.
Will Power to Resist Temptation Directly Linked to Success
The longer a child can resist eating a sweet, the more successful they tend to be later in life.
In the 1960s, a Stanford professor ran a test on four-year olds in which he put a marshmallow on the table and told the child they could either eat it now, or, if they waited 15-minutes, they would get a second marshmallow.
Twitter User Robbed After Announcing House Unguarded
A Twitter user who announced to the world that his house was empty and unguarded is scouring through the site for clues after he was subsequently robbed.
Israel Hyman, who is followed by 2,000 people on the micro-blogging site, blames his Twitter habit for allowing criminals to know when his house was ripe for a robbery.
After sending messages via Twitter that said he was “preparing to head out of town” and had “made it to Kansas City” Hyman come back to find his Arizona house had been looted.
Student Denied Diploma After Blowing Kiss to Mum
At this time of year the American news media is resplendent with great weird news stories about high school students not being allowed to graduate at the last moment because of pranks gone wrong — but a student losing his diploma for blowing a kiss to his mother as he walked the commencement stage has to be a first.
That’s what happened to Justin Denney, a Bonny Eagle High student from the state of Maine. Apparently this show of long-distance affection violated a code of conduct that Denney and the other students had signed.
World Smurf Gathering Record Set in Wales
In what sounds like a smurfing good time, a group of 2,510 Welsh students and residents dressed as Smurfs and piled into a nightclub, smurfing the previous record of Smurfs gathered in one place.
Each white-hatted and blue-painted participant had to be verified before the title was officially handed over at 1 a.m.
Fairy Tales — The Reality of the Fallen Princesses
Fairy tales pretty much destroyed our adolescent minds. Our parents lied to us about unicorns and Santa Claus only for us to discover later in life that it was all a ploy to get us to go to sleep before Newsnight started.
Inmate Sues Over 55-hour Erection
An ex-prisoner in New York is suing his former prison nurse for failing to treat his painful erection, which lasted for 55 hours before he was admitted to a hospital.
Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says he became worried after his anti-psychotic medication left him erect for 14 hours.
Hitman Has Eyeballs Tattooed on Eyelids
CNN has a story on their website about three American teenagers who were recruited to be hitmen for a Mexican drugs cartel. It’s an interesting tale, but we think they buried the main point of the story a little — namely that one of the captured hitmen has eyballs tattooed on his eyelids. 