10 Things You Should Never Say to a Hot Waitress
Ah, hot waitresses. Those untouchable queens of the restaurant. Nowhere in the world are those waitresses hotter than at Hooters, the American chain of shamelessly boob-oreintated bars that, which they may not be the coolest place in the world, but it’s definitely our favourite place to check out girls in shiny orange shorts.
We asked K.H., the blogger behind The Hooters Girl for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a hot waitress.
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl at the Gym
For a lot of guys, the gym seems like a natural place to chat up women. After all, you already know she takes care of her body, and the natural state of red-faced sweatiness makes it pretty easy to imagine her mid-coitus.
Before you set out on your treadmill seduction, however here’s a rule of thumb: Don’t try to score when the object of your desire is in a T-shirt made see-through by her own sweat. Or spread-eagled on a thigh machine. Or grunting, however provocatively, because there’s 5 stone lifted above her head.
Or if you’ve got any of these stunners lined up as your opener.
Hangovers – The Ultimate Guide to Causes and Cures
Most scholars agree that consuming alcohol as social practice began between 8,000-12,000 years ago.
The first hangover presumably happened the next morning.
All these millennia later, however, and we still have very few explanations for why hangovers happen and how to get rid of them.
(Unfortunately, hangovers — like art, porn and irony — are hard to define, but you know it when you experience it.)
A ‘Nice Guy’ Reveals How to Score a Hottie
Anthony is a high school teacher from New Jersey, USA, who’s about to marry a gorgeous NYC actress. Here’s how he did it.
“In the past, I had definitely lost out on landing the ‘hot’ chick. Plenty of women go after the guy who looks good, so they’d pick the macho guy over me. After a few dates and realising he’s not right, they dump the macho guy, then go back and pick out the exact same type of wrong guy. It’s a brutal cycle.
Workday Exercise Could be Key to Office Success
Employees who exercise on work days are happier, more productive and suffer less stress.
Researchers at the University of Bristol gave a questionnaire concerning work performance to a group of university staff on days they did and didn’t exercise. By comparing the results, they determined that on exercise days 72 percent of staffers reported an improvement in time management, 79 percent felt enhanced mental and interpersonal performance and 27 percent were better able to deal calmly with stress.
How to Cut Your Own Hair (Without Looking Like an Idiot)
In these tough economic times, we’ve got to find ways to cut corners wherever we can. Whether it’s replacing your Starbucks latte with Folgers crystals or settling on a moderately priced prostitute, saving dollars is the order of the day.
One way to save a little dough is giving up trips to the barber and taking matters into your own hands. That’s right: We’re suggesting you cut your own hair.
Spliffigami — a Guide Book to Advanced Toking … of Tobacco
Right off the bat, we’d like to make it known that by giving a sneak peek of the new book “Spliffigami,” we’re not endorsing marijuana use. In fact, we’d like to dissuade anyone who’s blazed from trying to build any of the 35 complex smoking constructions found in joint-rolling master Chris Stone’s guide. Seriously, people, you’re going to hurt yourselves.
