Was Obama Ogling, or is it Awkward Photography?
While many claim Obama has brought some dignity back to America, a couple of weeks back a photo taken in Italy emerged that shows Obama doing like the locals, practically spinning out of his shoes while checking out a young lady’s shapely rump. So some say … (Update: Uh-oh, she’s a teenager! Conflicting reports say she’s either 16 or 17)
French President Nicolas Sarkozy, whose more subtly lecherous gaze was completely overshadowed, thanks Obama for all the attention on the leader of the free world. (Though Sarkozy wasn’t so smooth here.)
Bagelheads — Scariest Body-Mod Trend Ever
Some Japanese hipsters are so into delicious bread products that they are getting bagel shapes injected into their foreheads by piercing specialists using saline solution. This bizarre — even by Japanese standards — body modification only lasts about a day and doesn’t come with cream cheese.
Bihar Farmers Make Their Daughters Plough Naked For Rain!
Superstitions and misinformation rule some parts of the world. None more so than in Bihar. And once again, showing their authority in such matters, Bihar has outdone the country in a bid for rain.
While there was much silliness around the country to attract rain (yagnas, pujas and what not), there was no place in the country where young daughters were made to plough the fields naked. By their own fathers.
Now, for rain, they make their daughter plough naked. Can you imagine what they would make them do for food or worse — money? The end result is that there still isn’t much rain in those parts. And we can’t help but think that the daughters may still be ploughing.
Mallika Sherawat Gets Her Own Milkshake
Currently in Hollywood to work on her latest film Hissss, Mallika Sherawat has been getting a lot of attention in the US from the likes of Yanni to even the folks at Twitter HQ. And after starring in roles that use any excuse to show off her sexy curves, Sherawat gets her name attached to a milkshake now. Millions of Milkshakes, a West Hollywood eatery founded by the same guy behind celebrity hound Hollywood.TV, has created the ‘Mallika Milkshake’.
What’s in it? Blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, strawberries with whipped cream and flake. How does it taste? We don’t know but at least we get our fantasy of mixing whipped cream and Mallika Sherawat — even though it may not be exactly how we intended it to be!
View images of Mallika Sherawat whipping up her personalised milkshake…
India’s Secret Weapon Against Terrorism — Golf Carts!
Recall a scene from the latest war movie that you have seen. We’re talking tanks, aircrafts and other heavy artillery vehicles charging towards the enemy on a battle field. And right behind them are troops of shiny white golf carts attacking the terrain with the same brute force as our local auto-rickshaws. Confused? We’ll explain.
An audit of the military’s recent spending revealed that the Indian Army chiefs had spent 10 million rupees of the defence budget on 22 golf carts, many of which now shuttle courses in Chandigarh, Jalandar and Ambala.
‘Kripaya Dyaan Dijiye…’ — Now a Ringtone’
Man Bites Snake in Epic Tree-Based Battle
It was a battle for the ages. A three-hour struggle between a man-eating snake and, um, a snake-eating man.
Kenyan police found farm worker Ben Nyaumbe on Saturday, stuck up a tree, with a 13-foot python (not pictured) coiled around him. The snake had apparently attacked Mr. Nyaumbe and somehow dragged him into the branches, where it was busy trying to make the labourer his lunch before rescue finally arrived.
TwitterFails – Fake News that Went Viral on Twitter
There’s been quite a lot of hubbub surrounding Twitter of late. Not only has everyone been talking (or tweeting) about it, but the recently birthed social-media phenom is already spreading false rumours like a 13-year-old. With the growing popularity of the “retweet” (where one user simply attaches a “RT” or “retweet” to another person’s tweet) comes the ongoing chains of unsubstantiated hearsay.Megan Fox and Other Hot Stoner Chicks
Admitted pot smoker Barack Obama may have laughed off the suggestion that marijuana be legalized, but Megan Fox still hopes for the day you will be able to buy weed at the corner store, telling GQ she’d be the “first person in line to buy a pack of joints.”
While this is the same Megan Fox who will say just about anything quasi-controversial to get her name in print, we are going to take her at her word here.
And, if so, the “Transformers” star would be far from the first female celebrity toker with the aesthetic qualities the superficial male desires.
Mayte Carranco – The Hottest Weather Girl in the World
After 47,000 votes from Asylums around the world, we would like to announce that Mayte Carranco of Mexico’s MTY Television is your choice as the hottest weather girl in the world.
Perhaps it’s her habit of giving the weather in midriff-baring tops. Or it could be that she likes to sing in a band while not wearing a shirt. Whatever the reason, you’ve decided that Mayte Carranco is hot, with a 90 percent chance of making your trousers too tight.
Since Asylum wants to educate as well as titillate, we offer you a Mayte gallery below complete with some common Spanish weather terms.
